Here’s how it all goes south…
One day you’re drinking your morning breakfast blend, thinking about how Earth is a pretty nice place to live. Specifically, you’re excited that we’re starting to save a lot of whales and that the plans to fight global warming seem scientifically legitimate. It’s even one of those mornings when your favorite song comes on the radio.
But…what’s this? Your song has been interrupted by an emergency broadcast!
“Zombies have invaded America! From the oval office to the streets of Plano, our country has been overrun with mindless, insatiable monsters. Warning: Do not feed brains to the zombies!”
The zombie invasion has completely derailed Plano’s infrastructure. Mandatory curfew is in effect and Whiskey Cake is closed for business, so there go your brunch plans. Things are not good.
In these turbulent times, it’s more important than ever to have a zombie invasion survival plan. A big part of that is knowing who to turn to when the brain-munchers make a trip to Target a no-go.
Here are five people who will help you survive a zombie apocalypse in Plano.
1. The Protector
What zombies lack in mental acuity, they make up for with strength in numbers and sheer determination. Who do you call when you are facing an enemy that won’t stop chewing after you’ve hacked off both of its legs? That would be The Protector.
Erik Hicks is owner and chief instructor of Krav Maga Dallas™, where he has spent the last 15 years teaching Krav Maga, a self-defense system originally created for the Israeli Defense Forces. Krav Maga has since been adopted by numerous state and federal law enforcement agencies (Police SWAT, CIA, DEA, FBI, Secret Service), as well as every branch of our U.S. Armed Forces.